A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Girls Basketball.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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How high is a Chinaman

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why was the man sad His son got raped

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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