- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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