- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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