What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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