- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Anagram.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

whats really hot the sun

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Ouch.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

how do you confuse a blond?

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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