- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

fart+fart=poop

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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the asian kid gets an F

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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