Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

Women's rights.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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