- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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