Women.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

Your Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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