A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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terry stockton is straight

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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like for a handjob.

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