Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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