what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

oh hiya come in

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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