If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

what happened to your gran you tell me

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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