what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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