- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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