I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Facebook...

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Hashtag

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Darude - Sandstorm

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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You just won the game...

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Women

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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