A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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