Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Barack Obama

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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