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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What is the best part about football The scoring

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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