What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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