A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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