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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

My name is never spelt right so its all good

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

It smells like triangles in here.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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