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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Women's football

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Where's my tractor?

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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