Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Knock knock What

a man walks into a bar it hurt

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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