What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Period Blood

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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