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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Gabe Mercado

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Ken wins!

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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