my mom raped yerr foot

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A jew go out of a bar

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Dislike this

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Anti Joke

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