- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What time is it? 10:58

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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