A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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connor sucks

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Womens rights

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