Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Penis-Pump

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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