- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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