There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

A russian gives away vodka.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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