What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Anti Joke

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