Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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shea kisses a girl

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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guess what what? nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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asparagus

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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