- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

Nothing yet CC

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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