What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

I'm gay.

black people

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Will you marry me?

this is gay

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

A black man walks into a book store.

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WNBA

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Your mom

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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