Oh...okay, good.

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How old is victor? Old

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Yo daddy!

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Asians

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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