Meow.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Your time.

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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