Cold camel scrotum.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Gadaffi

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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