-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Dislike this

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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