Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Anti Joke

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