Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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