- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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