How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What are we then hypocrites?

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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