What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Where's my tractor?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why? Because!

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Chicken

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Scientology.

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