A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

You just won the game...

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Darude - Sandstorm

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Barack Obama

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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