what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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i eat poop

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Anti Joke

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