- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Video Games

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

What's up? The sky.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Women's rights

Murder me once, shame on you.

Knock Knock It's Open!

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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