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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

whats brown and smells like shit shit

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

women's rights

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

who is mark

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

I know a black girl named beyonca.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

alston wang

Flab

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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