[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

A Black Man walks into a bar...

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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