What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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